Jesus, what the fuck dude?!
It started like this.
There was a bunch of drunken guys who were drinking like hell on daily basis, and one night they were so fucked up that they didn't know what to do anymore, so they decided to play one of the easiest game in the entire universe, game called hide and seek.
Guy called Jesus was the first one who needed to seek for the rest of the other drunken assholes, well known today as "apostoles" + there was his dad called God (back in old days that use to be ordinary name such as now those days are Idiot, Retard, Psychopat and so on).
So they start playing, Jesus was facing the floor (he was so fucking drunk that he wasn't able to stand) and he started counting and counting untill he fallen asleep. The rest of his retarded, (back in old days retarded use to be word which describe a people who has a mental problems) drunken friends hide themseleves, and all of them fell asleep. Unfortunetly Jesus father God was the eldest and the most drunk, while he was trying to find a place to hide he didn't saw that he reached an end of the road and he fell over the cliff in some fucking hole which was around 378m deep! Guess what happened to him?! He was dead even before he reached the end!
Fuck, I feel sorry for him, but what to do it's his own mistake, you shouldn't drink and play hide and seek (that used to be policy back in the old days, same as today, don't drink and drive).
So, the day after the party when everyone finally woke up and when they started asking themselves, WHAT THE FUCK happened last night, they found out that God was missing, FUCK!
Jesus started to shout, God, God, God where the fuck are you, God, God...
They search everywhere, but nothing, they can't find God...
Jesus was so fucked up that he grabbed a bottle of wine and he started dinking again, his retarded friends followed him as well. When the night fall, and when they were drunk as fuck, once again, some of his friend had a brilliant idea!
He said: "Jesus I know that you feel guilty because your father had most probably died, (sure he died, you try to jump in 378m hole...) but I have a brilliant idea! We should write a book in which he, your father (God) will be the hero, he will be the one who created everything and the whole God damn world will praise him"
Jesus half asleep, half awake said: "Lets do it" then he raised a bottle, and said: "Lets drink in the name of the God", ofcourse everybody cheered...
After that night they just continued to do the best thing they knew, drinking like hell, and the book that they have wrote has been published by some straight, sober and clever dude who was the first one to find out that nonsense, stupidity and lack of evidence to prove the truth has actually a power to be true by itself, if you just know how to use it! To be honest I admire that guy, he has done a great job, he succeed, but at the same time for me, that's just one more proof that evolution actually is the ultimate truth. 2000 years is a short period of time, and majority of mankind is still on MONKEY level and it will take at least 2 000 000 years more, (if we don't destroy ourselves in meantime) before all of us will finally realize how stupid we are, and how stupid things what we are fighting for, are!
It started like this.
There was a bunch of drunken guys who were drinking like hell on daily basis, and one night they were so fucked up that they didn't know what to do anymore, so they decided to play one of the easiest game in the entire universe, game called hide and seek.
Guy called Jesus was the first one who needed to seek for the rest of the other drunken assholes, well known today as "apostoles" + there was his dad called God (back in old days that use to be ordinary name such as now those days are Idiot, Retard, Psychopat and so on).
So they start playing, Jesus was facing the floor (he was so fucking drunk that he wasn't able to stand) and he started counting and counting untill he fallen asleep. The rest of his retarded, (back in old days retarded use to be word which describe a people who has a mental problems) drunken friends hide themseleves, and all of them fell asleep. Unfortunetly Jesus father God was the eldest and the most drunk, while he was trying to find a place to hide he didn't saw that he reached an end of the road and he fell over the cliff in some fucking hole which was around 378m deep! Guess what happened to him?! He was dead even before he reached the end!
Fuck, I feel sorry for him, but what to do it's his own mistake, you shouldn't drink and play hide and seek (that used to be policy back in the old days, same as today, don't drink and drive).
So, the day after the party when everyone finally woke up and when they started asking themselves, WHAT THE FUCK happened last night, they found out that God was missing, FUCK!
Jesus started to shout, God, God, God where the fuck are you, God, God...
They search everywhere, but nothing, they can't find God...
Jesus was so fucked up that he grabbed a bottle of wine and he started dinking again, his retarded friends followed him as well. When the night fall, and when they were drunk as fuck, once again, some of his friend had a brilliant idea!
He said: "Jesus I know that you feel guilty because your father had most probably died, (sure he died, you try to jump in 378m hole...) but I have a brilliant idea! We should write a book in which he, your father (God) will be the hero, he will be the one who created everything and the whole God damn world will praise him"
Jesus half asleep, half awake said: "Lets do it" then he raised a bottle, and said: "Lets drink in the name of the God", ofcourse everybody cheered...
After that night they just continued to do the best thing they knew, drinking like hell, and the book that they have wrote has been published by some straight, sober and clever dude who was the first one to find out that nonsense, stupidity and lack of evidence to prove the truth has actually a power to be true by itself, if you just know how to use it! To be honest I admire that guy, he has done a great job, he succeed, but at the same time for me, that's just one more proof that evolution actually is the ultimate truth. 2000 years is a short period of time, and majority of mankind is still on MONKEY level and it will take at least 2 000 000 years more, (if we don't destroy ourselves in meantime) before all of us will finally realize how stupid we are, and how stupid things what we are fighting for, are!
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