Oh, fuck! Apocalypse is coming, again!
Biblical theorists say our demise will occur when an asteroid strikes the Earth in September 2015!
Sounds terrifying and legit, especially when the person who made that claim is self-proclaimed prophet!
However, since I have survived a couple of apocalyptic events, or to be more precise: 1985,1987 Apr 29,1987 Aug 17, 1988 Sep 13, 1988 Oct 3, 1989 Sep 30, 1990 Apr 23, 1991 Sep 9, 1991, 1992 Sep 28, 1992 Oct 28, 1993, 1994 May 2, 1994 Sep 6, 1994 Sep 29, 1994 Oct 2, 1995 Mar 31, 1996 Dec 17, 1997 Mar 26, 1997 Oct 23, 1998 Mar 31, 1999 Jul, 1999 Aug 18, 1999 Sep 11, 1999, 2000 Jan 1, 2000, April 6, 2000 May 5, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 May, 2003 Nov 29, 2006 Sep 12, 2007 Apr 29, 2010, 2011 May 21, 2011 Sep 29, 2011 Oct 21, 2011 Aug–Oct, 2012 May 27, 2012 Jun 30, 2012 Dec 21, 2013 Aug 23, I will remain calm.
Biblical theorists say our demise will occur when an asteroid strikes the Earth in September 2015!
Sounds terrifying and legit, especially when the person who made that claim is self-proclaimed prophet!
However, since I have survived a couple of apocalyptic events, or to be more precise: 1985,1987 Apr 29,1987 Aug 17, 1988 Sep 13, 1988 Oct 3, 1989 Sep 30, 1990 Apr 23, 1991 Sep 9, 1991, 1992 Sep 28, 1992 Oct 28, 1993, 1994 May 2, 1994 Sep 6, 1994 Sep 29, 1994 Oct 2, 1995 Mar 31, 1996 Dec 17, 1997 Mar 26, 1997 Oct 23, 1998 Mar 31, 1999 Jul, 1999 Aug 18, 1999 Sep 11, 1999, 2000 Jan 1, 2000, April 6, 2000 May 5, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 May, 2003 Nov 29, 2006 Sep 12, 2007 Apr 29, 2010, 2011 May 21, 2011 Sep 29, 2011 Oct 21, 2011 Aug–Oct, 2012 May 27, 2012 Jun 30, 2012 Dec 21, 2013 Aug 23, I will remain calm.
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